Another weekend, another washout

Bollocks bollock bollocks

Bear with me, posting may be sporadic today.

The sun may be splitting the trees, but here in The Kingdom kitchen,there is water everywhere.

The washing machine went insane again. Water water everywhere, including shooting up the plughole with volcanic force, the minute I left the kitchen.

Most upsetting of all, my kettle and toaster may be dead.

As I type, they sit in the back garden drying out.

If they are indeed dead, I may not last the day...

Pray for my blessed appliances!

Queen Marie