Don't Actually Die
I do like a marginally cheeky t-shirt. It's the petulant teen, the eternally sullen goth trapped inside me I suppose. Fanny & Jessy have a mini range of t-shirts one of which professes 'I Hope You Die Soon'. If only I had this t-shirt when I was an actual goth - could have saved me a lot of awkward conversations because my t-shirt said it all...
They also have tees which say WTF, something about sucking, an arrow and what looks like an illustration of a brain. Fabulously random.