Photography: Prince B, Styling; Queen Michelle

Even I wear normal clothes occasionally. Admittedly it's not often, and not 'normal' by everyday standards, but sometimes I like to wear stuff because it's comfy, it's warm or it hides pizza babies. Sometimes all three. Sure, if you catch me running to my local Morrisons you'll more than likely see me in jogging bottoms and a Scottish Ballet

t-shirt, but when I'm running into town for errands I like to look less like a smelly tramp. The other redeeming feature here, other than the one where it makes me look less like a smelly tramp, is that now that the leaves have started falling off some trees, the colours very gently welcome in autumn.

The Details

Topshop Unique leather top; H&M trousers; DIY shirt; Super sunglasses; Marketa clutch; Necklace (unknown); Zara shoes



All of the items in this outfit are old and you've seen them before. The leather top some of you won't have seen as it dates from 2008 but back then it had sleeves. See, I told you I had no respect - anything and everything is subject to my blade, should I deem it necessary. I wore it to London Fashion Week and it was so warm I swear to god I nearly passed out at one show. That was when I decided the sleeves simply had to go. And go they did.